Valley Girl - Frank and Moon Unit Zappa

Valley Girl, she's a Valley Girl
Valley Girl, she's a Valley Girl
Okay, fine, fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl in a clothing store
Okay, fine, fer sure, fer sure, she's a

Like, oh my God! (Valley Girl)
Like, totally (Valley Girl)
Encino is like so bitchin' (Valley girl)
There's like the Galleria! (Valley girl)
And like all these like really great shoe stores
I like love going into like clothing stores and stuff
I like buy the neatest mini skirts and stuff
It's like so bitchin' cuz like everybody's like
Super-super nice, it's like so bitchin'
Like

On Ventura, there she goes
She just bought some bitchin' clothes
Tosses her head and flips her hair
She got a whole bunch of nothin' in there

Anyway, he goes, are you into S and M?
I go, oh right
Could you like just picture me in a like a leather teddy?
Yeah right, hurt me, hurt me
I'm sure! No way!
He was like freaking me out
He called me a beastie
That's cuz like he was totally blitzed
He goes like, bag your face! I'm sure!

Valley Girl, she's a Valley Girl
Valley Girl, she's a Valley Girl
Okay, fine, fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl, so sweet and pure
Okay, fine, fer sure, fer sure, she's a

Really sad (Valley Girl)
Like my English teacher, he's like (Valley Girl)
He's like Mr. Bufu (Valley Girl)
We're talking Lord God King Bufu (Valley Girl)
I am so sure! He's like so gross
He like sits there and like plays with all his rings
And he like flirts with all the guys in the class
It's like totally disgusting
I'm like so sure, it's like
Barf me out!
Gag me with a spoon!

Last idea to cross her mind
Had something to do with where to find
A pair of jeans to fit her butt
And where to get her toenails cut

So like I go into this like salon place, you know
And I wanted like to get my toenails done
And the lady like goes,
Oh my God, your toenails are like so grody
It was like really embarrassing
She's like, oh my God, like bag those toenails
I'm like sure
She goes, uh, I dont know if I can handle this, you know
I was like really embarrassed

Valley Girl, she's a Valley Girl
Valley Girl, she's a Valley Girl
Okay, fine, fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl, and there is no cure
Okay, fine, fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl, and there is no cure

Like my mother is like a total space cadet (Valley Girl)
She like makes me do the dishes AND (Valley Girl)
Clean the cat box (Valley Girl)
I am sure! That's like gross! (Valley Girl)
Barf out! (Valley Girl)
Oh my God! (Valley Girl)

Hi! Uh-huh... (Valley Girl)
My name? My name is Ondrya Wolfson (Valley Girl)
Uh-huh, that's right, Ondrya (Valley Girl)
Uh-huh... I know it's like... (Valley Girl)
I do NOT talk funny! I'm sure! (Valley Girl)
What's the matter with the way I talk? (Valley Girl)
I am a Val, I know (Valley Girl)
But I live like in a really good part of Encino so it's okay (Valley Girl)
Uh-huh... (Valley Girl)
So like, I don't know (Valley Girl)
I'm like freaking out, totally (Valley Girl)
Oh my God! (Valley Girl)

Hi, I have to go to the orthodontist (Valley Girl)
I'm getting my braces off, you know? (Valley Girl)
But I have to wear a retainer
That's going to be really like a total bummer, I'm freaking out, I'm sure
Like those things that like stick in your mouth, they're so gross
You like get saliva all over them
But like, I don't know, it's going to be cool, you know
All the guys can like see my smile
It'll be like really cool
Except my like teeth are like too small
But no biggie...
So awesome
It's like tubular, you know
Well, I'm not like really ugly or anything, it's just like
I don't know
You know me, I'm like into the like the clean stuff like
Pac-Man and like, I don't know
Like my mother like makes me do the dishes
It's like so gross, like all the stuff like sticks to the plates, and it's like
It's like somebody else's food, you know? It's like
Grody! Grody to the max!
I'm sure
It's like really nauseating, like
Barf out!
Gag me with a spoon!
Gross!
I am sure!
Totally...


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